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HI PALS, PLIZ HELP . I work as a housegal hapa Nairobi n of late bwana ya madam amekuwa akija kwa bedroom yangu usiku anaingiza mkono kwa blanketi ananitoa chupi anaanza kunifingaa.... I usually push him away , I consider screaming but naogopa kuloose job ...... Sasa Jana usiku nikiwa nimelala nilistukia ananipaka mate kwa katam kangu akitaka kuingiza WHAT SHOULD I DO? ........ SEE MORE AND COMMENT HERE ....... Comments fupi fupi plz na likes nimalizie hii risto

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A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said, & You look cute. I like you.
The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said, &. My dear,
this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Please go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.
He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said, & I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you . Read them before you go to sleep. And then he walked away
The girl went back to her hostel in shame and before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus: Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Anyway, this is my hotline.
Call me anytime. By the way, I like you too!" . One Word For This Man

MAD MAN AT A RESTORANT


A man went to a restaurant with just ksh 50. So he ordered for food worth ksh 40. As he sat down to eat, a man sitting besides me putting on a nice shirt said to him: “Sir, I love the way you eating, you can add more food, I will pay”. The man quickly added more food for khs 80. The guy then told him again: “You eat so well; add 2 bottles of soft drinks so that you can drink after eating”. https://davidsonmywapblog.wordpress.com/2017/04/10/the-mad-man-at-a-restorant/ He made the order. after drinking one bottle, he tried opening the second bottle, the opener fell down and as he bent over to pick it, he was shocked to see that the man who sat beside him was bare footed. Then he noticed that he was a mad man. https://davidsonmywapblog.wordpress.com/2017/04/10/the-mad-man-at-a-restorant/ The mad man smiled, looked at The Guy and said: “The way they are going to beat you here today, only God will save you!”

THE MAD MAN AT THE RESTORANT


A man went to a restaurant with just ksh 50. So he ordered for food worth ksh 40. As he sat down to eat, a man sitting besides me putting on a nice shirt said to him: “Sir, I love the way you eating, you can add more food, I will pay”. The man quickly … Continue reading THE MAD MAN AT THE RESTORANT