A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air, as they were at the peak of the journey, the pilot announced that:
We advise that everyone should reconcile with God and settle every issue that need to be settled.”
At that point, the man touched his wife and said, “Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your sister, Sefunmi, that stays with us is my sex machine;
Please find a place in heart to forgive me.”
“No problem dear” responded his wife! She continues, “Since it’s a confession moment, let me also confess.
Please you must also forgive me oooo, John and Esther among our three children are not your biological children.
Your biological child is Victoria and the rest belong to Mr. Adekunle your best friend.
He answered, “Yes I remember” She continues, “I actually set you up by some gangs who robbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend tuition fee.
I have arranged for your death through hired assassins on our return.” he responded,“No problem I have forgiven you.”
Meanwhile as the confessions are going on, the pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is like you people are powerful men and women of faith because,
At that point, the whole passengers became mute instead of celebrating the good news.
One of the passengers shouted, “Pilot, pilot, this plane must crash ooooooo! Or else we will crash the plane ourselves” Everybody echoed,