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A TOUCHING STORY

A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air, as they were at the peak of the journey, the pilot announced that:

“Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one of the engines has stopped working while the remaining one is not functioning as required, therefore, we may crash in a few minutes from now.

We advise that everyone should reconcile with God and settle every issue that need to be settled.”

At that point, the man touched his wife and said, “Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your sister, Sefunmi, that stays with us is my sex machine;

we had several abortions, and she has even planned to poison you on our return from Italy; so that the both of us will elope to the U.S.A.

Please find a place in heart to forgive me.”
“No problem dear” responded his wife! She continues, “Since it’s a confession moment, let me also confess.

Please you must also forgive me oooo, John and Esther among our three children are not your biological children.

Your biological child is Victoria and the rest belong to Mr. Adekunle your best friend.

I want you to remember that you were robbed by armed robbers last year November?”

He answered, “Yes I remember” She continues, “I actually set you up by some gangs who robbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend tuition fee.

He got admission into Oxford University in England. Even now as we are talking,

I have arranged for your death through hired assassins on our return.” he responded,“No problem I have forgiven you.”

Meanwhile as the confessions are going on, the pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is like you people are powerful men and women of faith because,

God has answered your prayers, the two engines are now perfectly ok and we are sure of safe landing”

At that point, the whole passengers became mute instead of celebrating the good news.

One of the passengers shouted, “Pilot, pilot, this plane must crash ooooooo! Or else we will crash the plane ourselves” Everybody echoed,

“YES oooooooo” …wishing you a safe lafta!

That’s life!!

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