MATATU FUNNY JOKES


~A Luo guy says to A matatu conductor:- Sukisa mimi apo sell steson;

~Kikuyu guy seated next to him burst into laughter & says to him; `Dugu yagu, naona kweri uko na chida ya matamuchi”

~Then a Luyha man insisted `”shukisheko hapo pwana.”

~A Somali Man seated next to him says “habana jeka menzako! nyinyi yote hajui kubronounce muzuri”.

~The conducter who happened to be a mkalenjin laughed & said `aki munanichas chuu ya hii shita muko nayo.

~Mkamba the driver says “ngoyea ngali lifike staji ndio mushuke..”

~Mmeru akishuka…”Ngoodbye Murume \ndeleva……..”

Now Who is Better Among them ???
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