A JOKE!


JOKE OF THE NIGHT !! !!
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A woman was having Sex with her Lover in her husband house, 20 floors high.
.
Suddenly she heard her husband arrive.
She told her lover to stay like a statue and not to move!
.
HUSBAND: Who is this?
WIFE: This is a robot I bought to have Sex with when you're traveling.
HUSBAND: Ok, let's have sex now.
WIFE: No sweetheart !
Yesterday I got my periods So I will go and make a cup of coffee for you.
.
After she left the husband said to himself,
"Damn it! I'm so horny, I will f**k this Robot!"
.
He tried having sex with the robot.
The lover started talking in a metallic robotic way,
.
"SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!
SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!"
.
HUSBAND: Damn! This robot is not working properly.
I'm throwing it out of the window. .
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The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor,
so he said,
.
"SOFTWARE UPDATED PLEASE TRY AGAIN!"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL !

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